I Smell Children Tee Home & Living The Retired Emo Kid Tee

The Retired Emo Kid Tee is here for your grown-up rebellion

Picture this: Girls’ night at your place

high-quality cotton hugs just right

Ever wish you could let your T-shirt handle the awkward moments for you

or for gifting your bestie—the one who lives for margarita Monday and brutal honesty

I Smell Children Tee Home & Living The Retired Emo Kid TeeI smell children. The Sanderson Sisters knew, and this shirt knows. A signature scent. An acquired skill. A very specific talent that only applies in October and at birthday parties. This I Smell Children tee is the Hocus Pocus quote worn by the woman who watched that movie enough times to make it a personality trait. Who this is for: The Hocus Pocus fan who quotes it year round but especially in October The mom who finds this deeply relatable and