Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size strutting through Target dodging small

strutting through Target dodging small talk

and instantly channel “I’m hilarious—and I know it” energy

Who this is for:

with just the right attitude for any day that needs a lift

nailing that last-minute Target run

Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size strutting through Target dodging smallSome principles are worth dying for. Caffeine is one of them. Death Before Decaf: the oath, the lifestyle, the mug. This death before decaf mug declares the allegiance in bold print. Full strength or nothing, no exceptions, no substitutions, no mercy. Who this is for: The purist who considers decaf a personal insult The gift for the friend with strong coffee opinions, loudly held Anyone needing a death before decaf mug worn like a badge The loyalist.